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    Big Changes for Wachowski?
    Ready for the gossip equivalent of gulping down the red pill? The Chicago Sun-Times reports that Larry Wachowski, co-creator (with his brother Andy) of the "Matrix" trilogy, is preparing to undergo a sex change operation.

    Whoa.

    According to the paper, which cites "several longtime friends," Wachowski has been living and dressing as a woman for a while and is now ready to take the plunge. The filmmaker, 38, is currently in the midst of a messy divorce from Thea Bloom, who is demanding a share of his "Matrix" millions (he insists he came up with the concept before they wed in 1993).

    In divorce papers, she claimed "Larry has been extremely dishonest with me in our personal life" and said the decision to split was "based on very intimate circumstances concerning which I do not elaborate at this time for the reasons of his personal privacy."

    So far there's no word from Wachowski on the claims, which is hardly surprising given the fact the ultra-reclusive auteur is so media-shy he reportedly had a no-publicity clause added to his contract with Warner Bros.

    But if the report does turn out to be true, let's hope the fanatical "Matrix" fan base rallies behind Wachowski, who apparently realizes, to quote Morpheus, "there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path."

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    i thought he was just a transvestite...

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    he's gettin' his tallywhacker removed...

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    rally behind him? what the fuck?

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    ...well, you know...transvestite, transsexual...s'not a huge leap... [img]wink.gif[/img]

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    Originally posted by Tr3s:
    rally behind him? what the fuck?
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...yeah...poor choice of words, in light of the matter at hand...er...in hand...er... [img]redface.gif[/img]

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    [img]eek.gif[/img]

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    heh. it turns out he's just an anomaly. he's not even a rogue programme. he must be deleted! not only debugged, but DELETED! [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

    <font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ May 05, 2004 03:43 PM: Message edited by: Tr3s ]</font>

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    yeah I mentioned this in my craptastic four movie thread, meh, it suits him [img]eek.gif[/img]

    'cept for y'knwo, the deep voice and hairy balls

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    Have you ever seen a man who underwent testilectomy and pumped full of estrogen? Yeah.

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